the 5-0
we got pulled over because dave missed a few lines on the interstate apparently that is probable cause to pull someone over under suspicion of a dui.
officer: have you boys been drinking tonight?
joel: no we don't do that sort of stuff. we don't drink, smoke or do drugs.
officer: have you boys been drinking tonight?
dave: no. i don't do any of that stuff.
officer: do you have any open containers in the vehicle?
dave: yes...gatorade.
officer: NO! ALCOHOL?
dave: no sir, we don't do that.
officer: what are those big white boxes?
joel: my bass cabs
officer: what's a bass cab?
joel: what?!?
dave: a big white box with speakers.
officer: are there any narcotics behind the speakers?
dave and joel: ????? no ?????
officer: are you boys in a band or something?
dave: yeah we're both kinda in a band, well separate bands. but we have been in the same band...it's complicated.
officer: what's in this big blue bag?
joel: candy
officer: do i have permission to search your vehicle?
joel: yeah, but if you pop the hatch watch out because the candy will spill out!
officer: are there any weapons in the vehicle? guns, bazookas, grenades, rifles?
dave: well i was thinking about buying a pistol.
officer: so there is a pistol in the vehicle?
dave: no, i would never buy a gun up north. i'm 21 and i've been thinking about buying a pistol but i'll do it when i get home.
officer: so there are no guns in the vehicle?
dave: no
officer: do you have any large amounts of money in the vehicle?
dave: no. but we did, well joel just bought these cabs off of a band.
officer: a van?!?
dave: NO! A BAND!
we drove away without being searched, but we were questioned separately to make sure our stories lined up. i think we passed even though dave forgot the city we spent the night in. no ticket. !!!!!
this is dally
- Joel
- my name is joel my nick name is dally my last name is dunn. joel dally dunn. i live my life one day at a time.
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