the 5-0
we got pulled over because dave missed a few lines on the interstate apparently that is probable cause to pull someone over under suspicion of a dui.
officer: have you boys been drinking tonight?
joel: no we don't do that sort of stuff. we don't drink, smoke or do drugs.
officer: have you boys been drinking tonight?
dave: no. i don't do any of that stuff.
officer: do you have any open containers in the vehicle?
dave: yes...gatorade.
officer: NO! ALCOHOL?
dave: no sir, we don't do that.
officer: what are those big white boxes?
joel: my bass cabs
officer: what's a bass cab?
joel: what?!?
dave: a big white box with speakers.
officer: are there any narcotics behind the speakers?
dave and joel: ????? no ?????
officer: are you boys in a band or something?
dave: yeah we're both kinda in a band, well separate bands. but we have been in the same band...it's complicated.
officer: what's in this big blue bag?
joel: candy
officer: do i have permission to search your vehicle?
joel: yeah, but if you pop the hatch watch out because the candy will spill out!
officer: are there any weapons in the vehicle? guns, bazookas, grenades, rifles?
dave: well i was thinking about buying a pistol.
officer: so there is a pistol in the vehicle?
dave: no, i would never buy a gun up north. i'm 21 and i've been thinking about buying a pistol but i'll do it when i get home.
officer: so there are no guns in the vehicle?
dave: no
officer: do you have any large amounts of money in the vehicle?
dave: no. but we did, well joel just bought these cabs off of a band.
officer: a van?!?
dave: NO! A BAND!
we drove away without being searched, but we were questioned separately to make sure our stories lined up. i think we passed even though dave forgot the city we spent the night in. no ticket. !!!!!
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
driving
its the simple things in life that make it what it is.
yesterday i went from palm trees to the yellow, red, and orange leaves of fall.
i think this world is amazing and i love going on these road trips with my friends.
i have this week off of work and i'm out of the same old routine in cape coral. i feel great about it and i just love it here.
tomorrow we decide who the next president of our country is. change!
WWTD
what would tiesto do?
yesterday i went from palm trees to the yellow, red, and orange leaves of fall.
i think this world is amazing and i love going on these road trips with my friends.
i have this week off of work and i'm out of the same old routine in cape coral. i feel great about it and i just love it here.
tomorrow we decide who the next president of our country is. change!
WWTD
what would tiesto do?
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